I checked this blog out this morning and realized it's been over two weeks since I posted. Those two weeks have been spent moving, and we are now an official resident of Kewanee, IL. 
That's right, I decided to move on the two days that it was 101 and 103 degrees. See how smart I am? Diane is not to blame for this decision. I was the one who rented the U-Haul and made the plans. Well, it was hot. How hot? read on.
I made Michael Jordan look like he doesn't sweat. 
I averaged taking more showers in a day than most Europeans take in a month.  
I changed clothes so often I thought I was in a Cher concert.  
Gatorade stock went up .12 per share after that weekend.  
I shook my head and almost drowned the cat.
It was so hot my sweat was sweating. 
Ok, that'll about cover it.
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Hey B.J.
Have fun in your new "crib" up there in Kewanee. Glad to hear things are goin' so well for you. "Hi" to Diane.
So ... am I to understand it was a might warm during yoru move?
"I averaged taking more showers in a day than most Europeans take in a month."
So you took 2?
I'm bginning to think that, despite our other differences, you and I need to start a joint traffic bitches blog. '-)
Now it's been 3 weeks!
You don't blog anymore, do ya?
Dude c'mon....don't leave us!!!
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